:33 < hes superrr smart! hes really good at fixing everyones computer purroblems
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
oh my god
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
yo hey everyone who reblogs this gets a pixel thing like this
except with different words based on your blog
sure, why not
Ok i’m game
[Now with the Leijons & Maryams]
[Un montón de garabatos!]
THIS IS SO KYOOOOOT